People is reporting that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split after 23 years together and a coupla kids (who are now grown). I love both of them ON FILM, but listening to them in interviews is less fun than a sharp stick in the eye.
And it seems they agree.
If Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell break up, I’m giving up hope for any celebrity relationship lasting.
These two clowns. I really hate them. And don’t get me wrong, I think they’re both brilliant actors. In fact, Shawshank Redemption is my all-time favorite movie and probably always will be. And Susan has been good in stuff too – like Lorenzo’s Oil, which made me bawl for days. But outside of movies, I want them to just shut up already. I am so tired of their hypocritical bleeding hearts and their endless bitching about stuff.
So you probably know, because they are SO FREAKING VOCAL ABOUT IT, that they are invovled with all sorts of causes, like, for example, Susan is a card-carrying member of some organization whose sole purpose is to elect democratic pro-abortion people to office. They also, to their credit, support genuinely useful charities to help those less fortunate.
However, it turns out they’re really only interested in helping the less fortunate when those less fortunate aren’t inconveniencing them in some way. They recently attended a hearing to protest St. Vincent’s hospital’s request to renovate and enlarge their facility which is just three blocks from their house.
A proponent of the rebuild said, “The hospital provides $40 million in care to the indigent every year. Robbins dismissed more than 100 people rallying in support of the hospital – low-income, union workers and veterans of the AIDS crisis – as ‘those people out there.’ ”
You know what I hate? When celebrities say crap like, “If John McCain gets elected, I’m moving to Italy or Canada.” As if anyone cares where they happen to have their 48 bajillion dollar house. Plus, they never follow through on their promises anyway. There were like 18 celebrities who said the same thing about GWB getting elected last time – and they’re all still freaking here.
Anyway, according to this, Susan Sarandon says she and her gigantic boobs are outa here if McCain is elected. Which I think is just one more reason to vote for John McCain, actually. I think if McCain is elected, Susan Sarandon and her giant boobs and anyone else who says something idiotic about moving out of the country should be held to it. They should be escorted out with celebration parades and then orphans from all over the country should be allowed to move into their enormous mansions.
I’m all for women feeling confident and sexy no matter what their age, but I would appreciate it if they would just keep it to themselves in the event that they are, say, 50 or older.
You know what would look good on Susan Sarandon instead of this dress? One of Ashley Judd’s “This is what a feminist looks like” t-shirts. Or basically any other shirt which would completely cover Susan’s chestular area.