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Kristin Cavallari Does Not Know How To Spray Tan


An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, and I actually really love this dress, but wow – this is just the worst spray tan job EVER.  She must have had Lindsay Lohan do it.  Either that, or the spray tan technician person HATES Kristin Cavallari.

How do you see yourself in a full length mirror and think this looks ok?

You know what that reminds me of? Remember when Ashley Judd went to the premiere of one of her movies on crutches, and her makeup artist applied really dark foundation to her face and neckular area, but her arms and chest were ghostly white?  I loved that SO MUCH.



It’s probably not healthy for me to be as gleeful about those pictures as I am.  But I am GLEEFUL about them.

Holy Mother Of Spray Tans


I know it sounds crazy, but I totally love this guy.  I love that he is smiling as big as he can probably smile, completely oblivious to how utterly ridiculous he looks.  Thanks SO MUCH to the alert and astute mockdocker for sending me this earlier today.  I can’t stop looking at it. And you know what else is great about him?  LOOK at how skinny his ankles are.  They’re hilarious!

Looking at his face has GOT to make you giggle a little bit.  Even if it’s not the kind of giggle that can be heard by others.  Like an imperceptible kind of giggle that just sort of tickles you on the inside, and maybe results in a slight smirk but doesn’t actually result in a sound coming out of you – that kind.  That still counts.

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