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Buzz Lightyear Snuggie

Remember when I told you the story about how Mini-Mock wanted a snuggie? And I said no, because Snuggies are dumb?

Well, Mini-Mock’s grandma bought him a Buzz Lightyear snuggie for Christmas. And you guys, I CANNOT STOP USING IT. It’s completely awesome. I use it for Junior Mock because it’s a super easy way to keep his arms covered without putting huge amounts of clothes on him, and it fits over his wheelchair really easily. And I use it for myself, because even though the fabric is super thin, it’s inexplicably really toasty, and I am always cold.

I am officially a snuggie convert.

You know who doesn’t use the snuggie? Mini-Mock, because he’s far too busy and active all the time to want to be confined in a long blanket that you can wear. But he tried it on right when he got it, and looked precious in it:

I’m not nearly as cute in it, but I am REALLY WARM.

So there you have it.  I have product-tested the snuggie, and I am a fan.

The Snuggie V.2.0

Since I obviously can’t read this product description, I have no idea what this is supposed to be, but I’m guessing it’s for people who don’t have a lot of use for their arms and are frequently chilly.

And who also have unusually warm feet.

The Blanket That You Can Wear

Our old friend Dame sent me the video above this morning, with the message, “YOU MUST POST THIS.” And who I am to deny Dame? She’s pregnant, after all. And you do NOT MESS with pregnant women.

Now, you’ll see that this is an obvious spoof on that commercial about the blanket that you can wear. And I have something to tell you guys that may make you think less of me. I mean less than you already do.

I have owned such a blanket for many many years. It’s not the one being advertised all over tv lately, but it’s essentially the same thing, only way better, because it’s not just a giant robe that you put on backwards. It’s a blanket that has elasticized cuffs for your feet and hands, and it zips in the front. So you kind of climb into it, zip it up, and then once you’re in it you can go about your business in the comfort and warmth of a blanket that doesn’t get in your way at all. It’s awesome.

I know you’re totally making fun of me right now, because you’re probably picturing me in a get-up similar to the one featured in the video above. But mine’s different and awesome. And it’s green. Do I look ridiculous in it? TOTALLY. But it’s very functional. It’s so awesome, in fact, that I don’t think you can buy it anymore. It’s very exclusive, you see. All you can get now is the stupid snuggie thing in the video.

You guys missed out. Perhaps I’ll photograph it for you sometime so you can see the awesomeness of which I speak.

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