Tag Archive for 'snooki'

How To Tell If You’re Too Tan

If you look like this –

– then you are not only too tan, but you are also stupid.

No one should ASPIRE to look like Snooki.

Look Who We Didn’t Run Into At Disney

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are apparently at Disney.  And so is Snooki, according to Junior Mock’s caregiver and best friend J.  We didn’t see her either, and frankly, I’m relieved.  I think Mini-Mock may have easily mistaken her for some sort of freakish cartoon character and wanted a photo with her.

Your Monday Night Lesson In Snookification

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video.

You can blame her, for the amount of brain cells you’re about to lose by watching this. 🙂

HA!

This completely cracked me up, until I stopped and realized that this must mean SOMEONE GAVE SNOOKI A BOOK DEAL.

You Know Who’s Not Attractive?

Snooki, and every single one of her castmates on that trainwreck of a show, Jersey Shore.  She’s a short, trashy looking square-bodied skank.  And that’s me feeling particularly generous talking.

You know else isn’t particularly attractive?  These people:

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