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This Totally Gave Me The Glees. And Then The Weeps.

Look at Sean Puffy Diddy P Daddy Diddly Combs’ face in this picture, you guys.  He is utterly unable to conceive of a piece of currency valued at less than $100.

I giggled so much at this, until I realized that he is holding probably a year’s worth of my mortgage payments in ONE HAND.

GAWD.

OF COURSE They’re Back Together

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Because who WOULDN’T want to be with someone that beats the crap out of them? 

Sigh.  Why do women do this?

And, according to People Magazine, they’re hanging out in ONE OF Sean Puffy Diddly Do Wop Combs’  houses.  You know, because where ELSE would you go if you’re reconciling with a guy who beats the crap out of you?

It makes perfect sense.

You Know What’s Really Disturbing?

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When I saw this photo of Joaquin Phoenix, my first thought was, “Oh look – there’s Joaquin Phoenix obviously preparing for some sort of cave man role in his next movie.”

And then I remembered that Joaquin Phoenix eloquently informed us months ago that he has quit acting.

You know what he’s doing now?  He’s trying to break into rap.  I’m not even making that up, you guys.  Casey Affleck is apparently making a documentary about Joaquin’s attempt to become a rap singer.  And rumor has it that Sean Skiddley Do Puffy De Do Bop Daddy Combs is going to produce his first album.

I don’t know, you guys.  Sean Puff Daddy Combs seems like he prefers a cleaner look than what Joaquin is currently sporting.

Golden Globes

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I love award shows, but the Golden Globes are by far my favorite.  And as you might expect, I have many many opinions on everything related to the Globes of tonight.

After the jump, behold my observations, in no particular order. Continue reading ‘Golden Globes’

I Know It’s Mean…

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…but these girls are not cute.  Not by a long shot.  And you know what?  I think would feel less inclined to mock them if their dad could just decide on a name and stick with it for more than an hour.

In any case, here is Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka P. Diddy aka Hey Diddle Diddle with his twin girls, who look less than thrilled to be with their dad.

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