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Sad Clown

I’m not a fan of clowns.  They’re completely creepy, even if they’re sad.  Or perhaps especially if they’re sad.

You know what else is creepy?  Dummies – like the kind ventriloquists use.  Did you guys every see the move Magic with Anthony Hopkins?  One of my best friends in 9th grade, and occasional mockdocker, introduced it to me and we watched it incessantly and called each other “schmucko” as a result (you have to see the movie to get that reference).  But basically since that movie, I’ve been creeped out by dummies.

If there were a horror movie about dummies and clowns it could very well be the scariest movie ever.

P.S.  What’s with this dude’s boots?

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