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Rocky and Rumer


An alert and astute mockdocker sent us an email to inform us that there is a striking resemblance between Rumer Willis and Rocky Dennis (played by Eric Stoltz) from The Mask.  I can sorta see it.

What’s weird about this though, is that it’s the 2nd time this week that the movie The Mask has surfaced as a topic of discussion.  The first time was this past Friday, when I got a text message from Mr. Mock, who had the day off, and it read as follows:

“Do I have to turn in my mancard if I get weepy at the end of The Mask?”

I responded to him that if you don’t get weepy at the end of The Mask, you’re officially not eligible to be classified as a human being.  And let’s be clear here…this is not the Jim Carrey/Cameron Diaz movie.  This is the CHER and Sam Elliott movie.  And it’s one of the saddest sapped-out movies ever.  It’s also incontrovertible proof that Cher should ONLY be an actress, and not perform on stage ever.  Her singing voice has always made me question her gender, but holy crap that woman can act.

Anyway, it’s an awesome movie.  And Sam Elliott is a total badass in it.  And there is this dopey fat friend-of-the-family or cousin or something who has a horrible stutter and doesn’t ever speak until this one particular scene where he tells Rocky he’s proud of him and I am telling you that if you do not cry at that scene, you have NO HEART.

So anyway, the point of this post is that Mr. Mock is all heart, and that Rumer Willis has Rocky Dennis’ jawline.

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