I don’t know if you guys watched the Family Guy special last night, but Mr. Mock and I did and basically it was a huge disappointment EXCEPT for this one shining moment, which an alert and astute mockdocker sent me via youtube today. I love this.
You know what would have made the show completely perfect? If they just would have had Seth MacFarlane sing for 1/2 an hour. THAT would have been awesome.
If my sister is looking at this picture, I promise you it is taking every ounce of her self-control not to hurl her laptop across the room right now. Such is the hatred she has for Renee McLemonsucker. And here, not only do we have the standard Renee squinty-eyed lemon-lips pose, but we also have her pointy shoulders.
Those gross me out.
I do not understand men (that means YOU, Bradley Cooper) who are attracted to women that look like sinewy stringbeans. I mean, seriously, does Renee look fun to hug? No. It’d be like hugging a few branches of a weeping willow tree.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to Renee Zellweger’s appearance on David Letterman recently, and pointed out, ever so alertly and astutely, that the way she was sitting looked really weird. You can behold for yourself below.
You know what I noticed? That she has a drawl, that she can’t seem to keep her hands to herself, and that she’s an obnoxious flirt. And that I deeply dislike her.
Renee Zellweger’s eyes aren’t slits! Granted, it looks like she’s had a lifetime’s worth of botox injected into her entire face-ular area, but still. Her eyes are kind of open, and this is a step in the right direction for her. I’m going to hold out hope that maybe, just maybe, at the next event at which she’s photographed, she’ll look like she’s just sucked on a lemon flavored jolly rancher, and not an actual lemon.