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Michael Lohan’s New Reality Show Looks…

…unbelievably stupid.

I suppose that really goes without saying.

I actually sat through the entire 3+ minutes of this, not because it was interesting, but because I was a little freaked out at his remarkable wingspan. Don’t his arms seem unusually long?

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Well, it’s happened.  That hideous beast of a person, Nadya Suleman, has signed a deal to do a reality show.  Which means that she will be getting rich and more famous and basically live a life of luxury for being one of the most puke-inducing skankopaths ever to walk the earth.

Her attorney fessed up the details to US Magazine after the negotiations were finalized.  He said, “Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday.  There might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want.”

No network has been decided on just yet – apparently the production company still has to reach a deal with one. 

When asked how much Nadya would be making as part of the deal, her attorny declined to comment on account of “confidentiality.”  But he did make it clear that, “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”

Speaking of Jon and Kate, I hate them too.  I hate people who whine and complain about a lack of privacy TO THE VERY CAMERAS that are filming their own stupid tv shows.

You guys, PROMISE ME that you won’t watch Nadya’s show.  Let’s just all make that pact right now.  We can’t contribute to this total social collapse. Ok?

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See Denise Richards’ kids?  That is like the happiest I have ever seen them look in a photograph.  These are kids who clearly HATE being thrust into the spotlight by their selfish, attention-hungry skank of a mom.

Oh and guess what!  Denise just talked to In Touch magazine to tell them that she’s got both her girls in therapy.  She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Why is this “advocate” not telling Denise that one way to avoid putting her kids through undue stress would be to NOT HAVE THEM ON CAMERA 24 HOURS A DAY?  Or is being on a reality show a new therapy treatment I just haven’t heard of yet?

Are Denise Richards and Dina Lohan best friends yet? Because they seem to have similar parenting styles.

HATE.

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