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Guess What This Picture Is Of!

It may not look like it, but this is a picture of Priscilla Presley CLOSING HER EYES.

You know, if you’re going to go ahead and turn your face into an ageless horror show, shouldn’t you at least get your hands done to match?

Speaking Of Plastic Surgery

BEHOLD:  Priscilla Presley.  This is what she looks like when she is caught by surprise.  This is also what she looks like when she’s happy, sad, furious, terrified, confused, and sleeping.

You know what I’ve realized about plastic surgery like this?  If the sole purpose of it is to not have people be able to tell how old you are, it totally works.  I have no clue how old Priscilla Presley is just by looking at her.  But the problem is, when you look like this, people don’t say, “Wow – she looks fabulous.”  They just say, “Wow – that chick has had a lot of plastic surgery.”


Mother/Daughter Sighting

Lisa Marie Presley and her granddaughter mother Priscilla were recently seen at some function I’m too lazy to look up.

There is no one who likes to make fun of plastic surgery more than me.  But I have to hand it to Priscilla.  Even though it’s obvious her face has been sliced into more than a Thanksgiving turkey, she definitely doesn’t look like she’s in her 60’s. 

Lisa Marie is basically suing everyone who says mean stuff about her nowadays, so I’ll just let you draw your own conclusions about how I think she looks.



The Presley’s sure know how to look pissed off.  The amount of money spent on “enhancing” Priscilla’s face alone could probably feed an entire third world country.

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