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Gokey Night


You know why I’m a Gokehead, besides the fact that Danny’s voice completely blows me away?  I love that he is the anti-media person.  Like – his wife freaking DIED a few months ago, and this past weekend he had to attend his grandpa’s funeral, and he just never uses the crappy stuff that happens to him as a way to gain the affection of voters.  He just sings.  I love that.

Now then.  On to the performances.

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Celebricrap That’s Going On

There’s all sorts of ridiculous celebrity nonsense being reported all over the internets today.  It’s all so stupid and boring and uninteresting that I can’t even be bothered to post it all separately, but felt obligated to fill you in.  So here’s the scoop in a nutshell:

1.  Madonna is going to adopt another kid from Malawi.  You almost have to wonder who’s worse off – a kid growing up in Malawi or a kid growing up with Madonna.  I think it’s kind of a toss-up.

2.  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might be having marital trouble.  They also might not be.  You almost have to wonder who’s worse off – Ashlee for being married to Emo-Douche or Emo-Douche for being married to Ashlee or us for having to hear about any of it.

3.  Sean Penn and Natalie Portman were allegedly caught making out at some hotel.  Actually, I believe in paparazzi terms they were “canoodling.”  Do you guys hate that word as much as I do?

4.  That 12 year old who supposedly fathered a baby with that freakish girl who towers over him?  Yeah.  He’s not the father after all, according to DNA tests.  Which is a relief and all, but it still doesn’t stop the fact that someone SLEPT WITH THAT GIRL.

I’m sure there’s more, but I am too mortified by Megan Joy not being kicked off American Idol tonight to care, so here’s the rump of a baby elephant.


American Idol Recap – Delayed By President OPrompter And By BB King


So since Obamaprompter screwed up my Tuesday evening, and since I was watching BB King last night, this recap is late.  For those of you who care what I think about the top ten, jump in!

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