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Mock’s Advice For Meg Ryan

There’s this really nifty contraption called a bra.

Please try it.

Eeew.

I can only assume, from this picture, that Meg Ryan has spent so much money on collagen for her lipular area that she is no longer able to afford a bra.

Nicole Kidman’s Face Is Out Of Control

This is a woman who INSISTS she’s had no work done to her face.  But look at her.  There is NO WAY she’s botox free.  This isn’t about just retouching or airbrushing or even the normal aging process, this is about her not being able to smile normally anymore.  This is about her having Meg Ryan lips.  This is about her looking more and more like an alien.

Look how pretty she used to be back in the day.

Remember When Meg Ryan Was Adorable?

And then she got all sorts of plastic surgery and now looks like this.  UGH.  She used to be PRECIOUS. Anyway, there is drama in the world of gossip today, about Meg Ryan and her ex-husband Dennis Quaid.  

Meg has been galavanting about promoting her new movie “The Women” and apparently in some conversations, has been slinging accusations about the reasons for her marriage to Dennis ending; namely, that he cheated on her constantly.  Dennis is not amused.  He has now fired back:

“It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship.  Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce.  I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family.”

BURN. Even if Dennis was a total cheating dog, she has already admitted to cheating too – with Russell Crowe.  Remember that?  And so if we’re tallying up who’s winning this battle right now, I gotta give the edge to Dennis, for laying on the “how this is affecting our kid” deathblow.

Dennis: 1  
Meg:  0

You’ve Got Botox

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Tom and Meg. Always together in the 90’s. So fresh and fun.

Now…not so fresh… Continue reading ‘You’ve Got Botox’

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