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LOOK At This Giant Head

This is a photo, which has not been altered or photoshopped, of two girls I care nothing about; namely, Lauren Conrad from The Hills, and Kristin Cavallari or Cavalliri or something close to that from some other dumb reality show.  But that’s not the point.

The point is, LOOK how much bigger the head is on the girl on the right.  She’s like a total GIANT PUMPKIN HEAD next to the girl on the left.  What the heck is going on here?  And I promise you, I saw the zoomed out photo of this and it hasn’t been altered in any way.  Her face is really twice the size of the other chick. 

The Hills are Alive….with Gayness

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So lately I’ve been seeing a lot of the tabloid mags and blogsites refer to people from a show called The Hills.  Some girl named Lauren and another girl named Heidi are apparently in some sort of wicked fight.  I decided to tune into the show for the first time ever this afternoon to see just what all the fuss is about.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this show is quite possibly the dumbest show ever.  I think it’s a reality show, but I’m not positive.  The dialogue doesn’t seem authentic, but it also seems too dumb to be something anyone actually wrote as a script, so perhaps it’s some sort of pseudo-reality show.  In any case, I can’t imagine who would want to routinely tune in to watch these impossibly boring and annoying people on purpose.  And yet apparently it’s all the rage.  Anyway, Heidi and Lauren are mad at each other over some rumor that one of them started about the other, and I think there’s a sex tape involved, and that’s about all I could make out of their big feud.  But what I find to be far more interesting is that Heidi is engaged to a guy who is CLEARLY gay.

If someone could alert me when the episode airs where Heidi confronts her fiance about his gayness, that would be great.  Until then, dear readers, consider yourselves spared from any news about the absurdity that is The Hills.

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