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Kristin Cavallari Does Not Know How To Spray Tan

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An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, and I actually really love this dress, but wow – this is just the worst spray tan job EVER.  She must have had Lindsay Lohan do it.  Either that, or the spray tan technician person HATES Kristin Cavallari.

How do you see yourself in a full length mirror and think this looks ok?

You know what that reminds me of? Remember when Ashley Judd went to the premiere of one of her movies on crutches, and her makeup artist applied really dark foundation to her face and neckular area, but her arms and chest were ghostly white?  I loved that SO MUCH.

BEHOLD:

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It’s probably not healthy for me to be as gleeful about those pictures as I am.  But I am GLEEFUL about them.

LOOK At This Giant Head

This is a photo, which has not been altered or photoshopped, of two girls I care nothing about; namely, Lauren Conrad from The Hills, and Kristin Cavallari or Cavalliri or something close to that from some other dumb reality show.  But that’s not the point.

The point is, LOOK how much bigger the head is on the girl on the right.  She’s like a total GIANT PUMPKIN HEAD next to the girl on the left.  What the heck is going on here?  And I promise you, I saw the zoomed out photo of this and it hasn’t been altered in any way.  Her face is really twice the size of the other chick. 

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