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I LOVE This Picture


Ryan looks positively RABID in this photo. Like he’s looking at Kris Allen’s earlobe, and thinking it looks really tasty, and he’s going in for a bite.


Adam McShriekFace Didn’t Win


Here’s the thing.  You’re going to hear all sorts of nonsense today from all sorts of sources that the reason Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol is because he’s gay.

That’s completely stupid.  Adam is a totally polarizing person, but I don’t think it has anything to do with his gayness.  I think it has to do with the fact that some people think he sounds like a dying cat.  Count me in that camp of people.  That said, I think he has piles more vocal ability than the other dude who won.  It’s just that those particular piles are not piles that I actually want to listen to on a regular basis.

I didn’t vote for Kris, because I didn’t vote for anyone.  I make it a practice not to actually vote for anyone on American Idol, because that would require effort, and I only watch American Idol so that I can zone out and not do anything for an hour or two.  But if I HAD voted, I probably would have voted for Freaky McDeadCat Boy, because I think he’s more talented, and I feel like American Idol is a talent show.

I suspect that Adam’s going to have loads more success than Kris will, because Kris, while a nice singer and all, just isn’t all that interesting.  Adam is interesting, I’ll give him that. 

But the whole gay thing?  No.  I don’t buy it.  He lost NOT because he’s gay, but because he’s just plain annoying to people.


You’re Not Going To Believe This


You guys.  I hope you’re sitting down for this.  It turns out, that Paula Abdul used to be addicted to pain killers.  Shocking.

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

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American Idol Recap


How much do you love this photo of what could quite possibly be the ugliest mug shot EVER?  And I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking – what does this hideous mugshot have to do with American Idol?  And the answer is NOTHING.  Jump in for the recap!

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Idol Night!


You guys – Simon Cowell may not be coming back to Idol after this season.  I’m telling you right now, that unless they replace him with someone equally fabulous, I will not watch it.  And you know American Idol is totally FREAKING OUT about the possibility of me, Mockarena, not watching the show.  

Anyway, I’ve kind of resigned myself to the fact that Adam The Freak Lambert is going to win this season.  There are too many freak-lovers out there for him not to win.  So I guess I’ll just have to be happy if my beloved Gokey comes in second.  Sigh.  He’ll still get a record deal, and I’ll still buy his CD, and I’ll still totally mock and snub my nose at Adam’s CD.  So all is well.

Now then.  On to the recap.

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Idol Night – Please God Don’t Let The Shrieky Dude Win


I’m so happy because tonight marks the first top 12 night which is only an hour long.  Don’t get me wrong, I love American Idol, but 1.5 hours or 2 hours is just far too long.  One hour?  Perfect.

I cannot tell you how much I DON’T want Adam Lambert to win.  HATE him.

Now then – on with the recap.

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Gokey Night


You know why I’m a Gokehead, besides the fact that Danny’s voice completely blows me away?  I love that he is the anti-media person.  Like – his wife freaking DIED a few months ago, and this past weekend he had to attend his grandpa’s funeral, and he just never uses the crappy stuff that happens to him as a way to gain the affection of voters.  He just sings.  I love that.

Now then.  On to the performances.

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American Idol Recap – Delayed By President OPrompter And By BB King


So since Obamaprompter screwed up my Tuesday evening, and since I was watching BB King last night, this recap is late.  For those of you who care what I think about the top ten, jump in!

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Idol Recap – Top 11 – CALLING ALL GOKEHEADS!


Jump in for the American Idol recap of the Top 11 – It’s Country Week – so I’m especially hostile this evening.  🙂  But I love me some Danny Gokey, and I’m still feeling all sorts of proud of my “Gokeheads” name.  So let’s begin.

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And So It Begins.


We’re down to the top 13 on American Idol.  And this is the point in the season where I get even more obsessed with the show than I already was, which I realize is unfathomable to many of you who know me personally and hear me talk about it incessantly.

I have every intention of doing my weekly recap of the performances, and for those of you who don’t care what I think about the performances, or American Idol for that matter, feel free to just skip these posts altogether.  But for those of you who DO watch the show, I want to hear your thoughts on the performances too.  So COMMENT for crying out loud.  It’s no fun just talking to myself.

Jump in for the recap of Michael Jackson night!

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