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GUESS Who I’m Practically Neighbors With?

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That’s Kendra Wilkinson’s new house. And it’s like within a 15 mile radius of me. Naturally, I have no idea WHERE precisely, but Leroy is totally scouting out neighborhoods to find it, and then we are going to show up on her doorstep and befriend her so that we can just tell her to laugh a LOT, and then we’ll point and giggle at her because her laugh is so goofy.  And then we’ll convince her that she needs to buy her new friends several pairs of shoes and a couple of new handbags.  And then we’ll ask her for really good tickets to all the games.  And then we’ll ask her if she truly actually honestly slept with Hugh Hefner.  Because eew.

Kendra’s husband is apparently with the Indianapolis Colts now, and so they moved here, and I’m sure that she’s like, “WTF is this weather?”  Because, you know, it’s not quite as temperate as the Playboy Mansion digs.

Hi!

I know.  There’s been all sorts of Important Celebrity Goings-on recently, including Britney going brunette, Kellie Pickler dating Kid Rock, and Kendra Wilkinson getting married and probably all sorts of other crap I care nothing about but typically like to mock, but this is an important day, you guys.  I have an annnouncement to make.

Brace yourselves, for what I am about to tell you will require some careful consideration.

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