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I’m Thinking We Should Go Class Action On This

According to this, some prison inmate has filed a $75,000 lawsuit against the Kardashian sisters, because watching their idiotic reality show caused him to develop “extreme emotional distress” due to the sisters’ “outrageousness of actions.”

He says he is permanently scarred.  I don’t know about you all, but I feel his pain, and would bet that there are several hundreds of thousands of other people across the country who could easily make the same claim.

Semi off-topic –  Is that sister on the right adopted?  Because hello.   She is TWO FULL HEADS taller than the other two.   If she’s not adopted, someone miiiiiight want to have a little discussion with the milkman.

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Apparently, those are some Kardashians, and one of them just got married to someone.  I can’t force myself to care any more than that.  I’m sorry.

Totally off-topic – you know what I did today?  I got to work, and opened up my calendar, and noticed that the very first note-to-self on there was a very cryptic message that read as follows:  “Follow up with SW.”

Now, on first glance, I immediately thought of someone at work who happens to have those initials, but then I remembered that when I originally wrote that note-to-self, I specifically said to myself, “Self – remember when you read this note in a couple of weeks that it has nothing to do with SW (meaning the person with whom those initials are associated).”

But here’s the thing.  I could not, for the life of me, remember what SW stood for.

It wasn’t until lunchtime that all of a sudden, out of the clear blue, it hit me.  SW stood for SHAKEWEIGHT!  And my note to self was a reminder that if I hadn’t received my shakeweight by today, that I should call them to follow up.

This should serve as a lesson that if you ever write a note to yourself, it is helpful to spell stuff out.

Just fyi.

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