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More Spoofy Jon And Kate Videos, My Parents, And DJ AM

I totally love these. I don’t think there will ever be one as good as this, but this one cracked me up because it’s the same chick, only now she’s impersonating that wretched skank who Jon is currently “in love with.”

You know what I thought of just now? The fact that my parents, who I know visit The Mock Dock on occasion, probably have absolutely no earthly clue who 3/4 of the people I mock here even are. But you know what? They’re my parents, and they’ll keep visiting anyway, and that’s just one of a million reasons why I love them.

Speaking of people my parents probably have never heard of, I just read that DJ AM died, and that they found drug paraphernalia all over his apartment. This is, of course after he survived a plane crash by the skin of his teeth a few months ago. And you know what? That totally irritates me. If you’re going to narrowly escape death like that, you oughta be on your best freaking behavior from that point forward. I mean, that’s when you’re supposed to appreciate life the most – when you’ve come face to face with, you know, not HAVING it anymore. And what does that clown do? He uses a crack pipe. Nice.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Best spoof of Jon Gosselin of all time. LOVE.

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Well, it’s happened.  That hideous beast of a person, Nadya Suleman, has signed a deal to do a reality show.  Which means that she will be getting rich and more famous and basically live a life of luxury for being one of the most puke-inducing skankopaths ever to walk the earth.

Her attorney fessed up the details to US Magazine after the negotiations were finalized.  He said, “Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday.  There might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want.”

No network has been decided on just yet – apparently the production company still has to reach a deal with one. 

When asked how much Nadya would be making as part of the deal, her attorny declined to comment on account of “confidentiality.”  But he did make it clear that, “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”

Speaking of Jon and Kate, I hate them too.  I hate people who whine and complain about a lack of privacy TO THE VERY CAMERAS that are filming their own stupid tv shows.

You guys, PROMISE ME that you won’t watch Nadya’s show.  Let’s just all make that pact right now.  We can’t contribute to this total social collapse. Ok?

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