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This Is Unfortunate.


I have never seen a more unfortunate hairline IN MY LIFE.  I mean, the tanlines and reeeeally too-small top are bad enough, but the curly-q bangs on that truly unfortunate hairline – WOW. 

I keep looking at it wondering if she did it on purpose.  Do you think it’s that far back NATURALLY? Because wow.  I have a huge forehead, which I’ve discussed here many times, but this is Out. Of. Control.

Come ON, You Guys


I know you get all mad at me when I mock un-fixable facial features on people.  But I think this particular photo calls for a little latitude on the following grounds:

1.  It’s a mugshot, which means that in all likelihood, this dude is probably a criminal.
2.  I am a person with a large forehead, and therefore am uniquely qualified to judge other large foreheads.

So, there’s my justification for the rest of this post.  Now I’ll simply say what I intended to say before feeling a need to explain why I was going to say it.

Holy mother of crap, this dude’s forehead is ridiculous. And it’s not even that it’s just enormous, which it obviously is.  It’s that it looks like someone angrily took a fork to it. 

Suddenly, I’m feeling like my forehead is really really pretty.

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