Tag Archive for 'Huge Boobs'

This Is Not Photoshopped

According to this article, that an alert and astute mockdocker sent me, that chick’s boobular area weighs 52 total pounds. She’s only 5’2, and is 35 years old, and I’m guessing that by the time she hits about 45, she’s going to have the worst back problems OF ALL TIME.

She got this way through various surgeries, some of which aren’t even legal anymore, because having boobs that big is completely stupid.

Their official size is 164XXX, which is entirely appropriate.

How this woman buys clothes, I have no idea.

Product Watch!

Look!  It’s a handy broom carrier!

(I will not be product testing this.  In fact, I am physically incapable of product testing this without surgery.)

Aretha Franklin Has Competition

And I’m not talking about singing.

(Although, admittedly I have no idea if this woman can sing.)

Look How Mad She Is!

I bet she’s angry because she is SICK AND TIRED of people looking at her boobular area, when it’s obvious that she takes great pains to draw attention AWAY from it.  I mean, what else is a girl to do?  They are COMPLETELY COVERED, for crying out loud.  She’s practically wearing a burka.  A green, melon-enhancing burka.

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP

I

Am

Scarred

For

Life.

Look What I Found!

Someone with flatter pancake boobs than Aretha Franklin!

Holy Boob Chat!

Yowza.  What do you think you get with “premium video chat?”

Wow. This Is Unfortunate.

It takes a lot to make me speechless, but this has left me without speech.

I didn’t know guys could HAVE boobs that big.

Aretha Franklin Is Furry

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I was going to write about all of the fur, but let’s face it, there’s no getting around discussion of Aretha’s boobs.  They are OUT OF CONTROL.   I actually kind of think that her giant fur collar is unnecessary, seeing as how she could just fling one of her boobs around her neck, wrap it around a couple times, and still have boob left to spare.

Aretha needs a stylist.  One who either can instruct her on how to dress without calling attention to the fact that you have giant tube socks in place of boobs, OR one who can provide her with instruction about how to make her boobs more utilitarian.  Why spend money on scarves?  Especially fur ones?

Inappropriate.

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You guys know I’m like the suckiest photoshopper ever, but the fact that I even HAD TO TRY on this photo is the whole reason it’s on The Mock Dock to begin with.  Sucky photoshopping skills aside, LOOK AT HOW LOW AND FLAT HER BOOBS ARE.

They’re like windsocks, only less graceful.

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