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Susan Sarandon And Tim Robbins Have Become Unbearable Even To EACH OTHER

People is reporting that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split after 23 years together and a coupla kids (who are now grown).  I love both of them ON FILM, but listening to them in interviews is less fun than a sharp stick in the eye.

And it seems they agree.

If Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell break up, I’m giving up hope for any celebrity relationship lasting.

Something Is Not Right Here.


Let me just start by saying that I LOVE Goldie Hawn.  I’ve always loved her.  But I have NO IDEA what’s going on with her face-ular area anymore.  And it’s not so much that she looks like she’s aged, it’s that she looks like she’s turning into some sort of crooked-smile witch.  So it’s not so much that she’s wrinkled…it’s that she’s witchy. Do you see what I’m talking about?

What sort of procedure makes someone turn witchy?  Because I would like to avoid any such procedure in the future.

Here’s something weird too.  The more you look at this picture, the less weird it looks.  Like – you kind of get used to the witchiness.

Either that, or Dayquil causes hallucinations.

Goldie Hawn Has Spots

I don’t know if this is an unfortunate case of freckles, or age spots, or sun damage, or leprosy, but it isn’t good. 

What compels someone to look in the mirror at this face and think, “You know what I need?  I need a pair of silver hoop earrings.  That’ll finish this look right up.”

Goldie Hawn Offers Words of Wisdom


Goldie Hawn was recently interviewed about her 25+ year relationship with Kurt Russell.  And she had this to say: 

“Sex is important. I think it’s a way to create more sexuality and I still feel that way about Kurt.”

Let me get this straight.  Sex is a way to create more sexuality?  Well, thank goodness I had the opportunity to read her quote.  I never would have figured this out on my own.

This is why celebrities are so important, mockdockers.  Because how else could we manage our relationships and lives in general without this kind of astute and profound advice?

Praise be to Goldie.

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