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Emmy Fashion Review

I’ll be honest – I completely forgot about the Emmy’s last night. It wasn’t till this morning when I saw that clip of the intro that I realized I’d missed it. And yet somehow, I have SURVIVED.

I’ve had time to catch up on some of the outfits, and thought I’d share a few that were of interest.

I love how Tina Fey looks.  The dress is gorgeous, even if it IS kind of  hieroglyphics-y.

Lily Tomlin – I would almost understand this if the bottom part of the dress didn’t look like it had been shredded by the very zebra who lost its life to make this horrid frock.

I get that it’s hurricane season.  But I see no reason to have a dress made to point that out.  And if you’re GOING to have a dress made with a hurricane on it, why would you have the eye of the storm on your sidal area, and not somewhere more interesting, like right over your belly button?  I have no idea who this person is.

LOVE.  Glenn Close looks FABULOUS.

But you guys, LOOK at Rita Wilson:

She’s like the high priestess of frump.  But even more heinous are her shoes.  Look closely:

Which hotel had their lobby chandelier stolen to make these godawful things?

Glee + Emmy Opening Act = Pure Awesome

In case you missed it:

LOVE. The only way this could have been improved would have been for Jimmy Fallon to pull Courtney Cox out of the audience to do the white man’s dance at the end.

LOVE

I love Ricky Gervais SO MUCH. And I love montages from past award show acceptance speeches – so this was like the best 5 minutes EVER! You guys, did you watch Extras on HBO ever? My favorite was the episode that Chris Martin was on because he was such an impossibly WRETCHED person, and he was HYSTERICAL. I just loved it. If you never saw it, enjoy:

“Plus, Gwyneth’s making drumsticks.” LOVE

Josh Groban Should Stick To What He Knows

You guys, I don’t know if you’re watching the Emmy’s right now or not, but if you are, you just suffered through the most painful medley of TV themes of all time.  I’m sure it’ll be on youtube within a few hours.

Anyway, I’ve never been able to decide what I think of Josh Groban.  There was that song he did about being raised up which I liked, and his voice fit it, but that’s pretty much the only kind of song that his voice will fit – sort of a crossbreed of opera and gospel.  I do know I want him to cut his hair, and as of right now, I want him to never ever be permitted to sing tv theme songs ever again.

Side note: This is by far the gayest, cheesiest, least amusing Emmy’s EVER so far. The Laugh-In reunion sketch?  HORRID.

HATE.

Gillian Anderson’s Emmy Dress

I’m sure there’ll be more outfits to mock other than just this one, but this is the first one that really stuck out to me as being worthy of a good mocksmack.  First of all, if Gillian Anderson is pregnant, I’m willing to give her a sliver more credit than I am if she’s NOT pregnant, but regardless, this dress is completely hideous.  If you’re going to wear a dress like this, you might as well put on the pointy hat and carry around a broom to just cap it off.  In fact, you should only pose for photos in front of a large steaming black pot, too.

She’s got the facial expression DOWN, though.  That is a spell-casting face if I ever saw one.

HATE.

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