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All You Can Do At This Point Is Just Pity The Dude

According to this, police found Charlie Sheen in a completely trashed hotel room naked and drunk. There was also a naked escort found screaming in a closet.

And they’re treating this like it’s Actual News. Hello, this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about. This is like his standard Tuesday morning.

He wasn’t arrested, but instead taken to a hospital to detox and get a psych eval. And guess who took him there? Denise Richards, who apparently is way more of a masochist than I originally gave her credit for.

You know what she should do? Remarry him. That’d be a good idea.

Denise Richards Should Probably Just Stick To FunBags

OMG.

Ow.

You guys – tonight is date night! I think Mr. Mock and I are going to see a movie and grab dinner. Naturally, I’ll give you a full review of any movie I see. Until then, feel free to talk amongst yourselves. Start a fight with Sarah, even. 🙂 I wanna come back from our date and see this post filled with comments. GO!

Denise Richards Tries To Be Funny

Wow. This is a truly pathetic attempt on the part of Denise Richards to try for relevancy.

I can never decide if I think she’s pretty or not. I mean, by most standards, she probably IS, right? Except that all of her facial features seem exaggerated in some way, as if she’s a walking caricature of herself. It’s like – I see her face, and I want to apply airbrushing to it to soften it up somehow. Do you know what I mean?

Denise Richards Is Having A Crap Day.

Denise Richard’s reality show has been canceled, and her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, has impregnated his new wife.  Normally, I would say it’s totally awesome and perfect that her reality show has been axed, except that I would like someone to film a reality show of Denise finding out that her reality show has been axed and that her ex-husband hasd impregnated his new wife.  Because that would be totally awesome and worth watching.

Women Of America: Prepare to Hate Denise Richards (Even More Than You Already Did)

Not to give too much away, but let’s just say it involves a scale.

Allow Me To Introduce You To Two Future Rehab Patients

See Denise Richards’ kids?  That is like the happiest I have ever seen them look in a photograph.  These are kids who clearly HATE being thrust into the spotlight by their selfish, attention-hungry skank of a mom.

Oh and guess what!  Denise just talked to In Touch magazine to tell them that she’s got both her girls in therapy.  She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Why is this “advocate” not telling Denise that one way to avoid putting her kids through undue stress would be to NOT HAVE THEM ON CAMERA 24 HOURS A DAY?  Or is being on a reality show a new therapy treatment I just haven’t heard of yet?

Are Denise Richards and Dina Lohan best friends yet? Because they seem to have similar parenting styles.

HATE.

Soooo Much Crazy.

So listen, you guys. I was totally set to not watch the Denise Richards reality show OR the Dina Lohan reality show. I’m serious. I didn’t tivo them. I didn’t watch them live. I was totally rising above the nonsense and ignoring both of them.

Until my husband said yesterday, “Oh yeah – I forgot to tell you that I tivo’d Living Lohan for you.”

How am I supposed to respond to that in any way EXCEPT to watch it? What kind of wife would I be if I said, “Oh thanks, honey. But I’m not going to watch the show that you thoughtfully recorded for me.” So you understand, right?

Anyway. The Living Lohan show is the most wretched demonstration of poor mothering you could ever hope to see. It’s like 10 million times more horrific than I even imagined it could be. I will be watching every single episode as a result.

Now – I haven’t watched the Denise Richards show, but after seeing the above clip, I’m going to find it hard to resist. LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY, you guys! It’s so totally awesome.

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