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I Don’t Get To Go To The Finale, Because They’re “Fool”

The video on this is crap – but it’s the audio that’s so priceless. Behold – Danny Noriega of American Idol 5 minute fame, complaining that he doesn’t get to go to the finale because they’re apparently sold out and he’s not of enough importance to warrant an invite.

LOVE.

Gays Aboard!

Wow. Next to Rosie O’Donnell, Danny Noriega seems far less irritating than usual.

The Mock Dock Helps Vote off a Chola

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So, much to our delight here at the Mock Dock, Danny “Ish” Noriega got voted out on American Idol last night. (golf claps)

He responded to the ousting this morning on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, and had this to say about the reason he got voted off:   “Because I’m intense and I’m a chola.”  He also said that he believes all the sh*t posted about him on the Internet had something to do with his elimination.

First of all, I had never heard this word “chola” so I looked it up on UrbanDictionary.com. Apparently this refers to a latina woman that wears a lot of makeup: thick eyeliner, dark brown or red lipstick, and eyebrows drawn on or really thin.

Wow. Alllllllllllright, moving on.

I feel sorta proud that he thinks we had a part in getting him voted off. tee hee

Also, if you are keeping score, the new votefortheworst.com pick is undecided. You can vote for who you think is the worst, and who should be kept around longer than usual.

Danny Noriega Is A Moron

As if we needed any more reason to DESPISE Danny Noriega, look at this delightful little video clip he made around Christmas time. He’s like the Latin version of Chris Crocker.

Warning – naughty language contained within video, because he’s a useless little jerk.

What Do We Have Here?

Ummm….what the hell is the circular flap of skin on John Stamos that is sitting where his belly button should be?

See, what I’m trying to do here is ignore the fact that the absolute wrong people got kicked off of American Idol.   As usual.   The fact that Danny Noriega, that annoying little Jessica Alba lookalike, is going to torture me for yet another week is as ridiculous as a really bad outie belly button. 

(See how I tied it all together there with that last sentence?  I know. It’s kind of a gift.)

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