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Christie Brinkley Looks Spectacular

She’s three years shy of SIXTY, you guys.

I will have whatever she’s having.

Suzanne Shaw Is An Idiot

So this is what Christie Brinkley’s husband used to look like back in the day.  Let’s just say that David Beckham could certainly teach him a thing or two about how to fill out some speedos.  Anyway, you’re not going to believe this, since Peter Cook is a cheating pervert, but he found himself a new girlfriend.

Suzanne Shaw, pictured below, KNOWS all the creepy stuff he did, and is his girlfriend anyway.  Sometimes I’m just amazed at how stupid women can be.  How can she not know that the exact same thing is going to happen to her?  HOW?

Juicy Juicy Court Drama

 

Oooo – this is getting GOOD.  The AP is giving us all the goods on the court scene between Christie Brinkley and that creepy ex-husband of hers, Peter Cook.

And I told you about some of this already, but what I didn’t know before is that Peter was spending THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH on web porn, in addition to having an affair with an 18 year old and then paying her off (300k) not to talk about it.

Now, I’m not a web porn expert, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps Peter Cook was being TOTALLY RIPPED OFF.  I mean, who pays for web porn when you can pretty much just do a google image search and have all sorts of nakedness and explicitness magically appear before you? At least, this is what I’ve heard.  I don’t know what actual pornographic websites charge these days, but I am just having a really hard time trying to figure out how in the world you could spend that sort of money  – even if you TRIED to –  on web porn.  Do you think that means he’s into some really really weird stuff that is SO weird that you can only access it by spending thousands of dollars?  Like – maybe it’s donkey porn or pyro-porn or toejam porn or something.

Peter Cook Is An Idiot

So you guys know that Peter Cook, the tool shown above, is the soon-to-be-ex-husband of Christie Brinkley, right?  And earlier reports indicated that the reason they’re splitting is because Peter couldn’t keep his peter in his pants, and was having an affair with his 18 year old assistant.  That is, when he wasn’t hounding Christie to go to swing clubs with him and scouring the web for porn.

(By the way, props to Peter for choosing an of-age person to have an affair with.  At least Chris Hanson won’t have to get involved now).

Anyway, a judge has now ruled that the divorce proceedings will be conducted publicly, so press will be allowed to capture all of the humiliating, awkward, juicy details.  YAY!

Look at her.  She is FIFTY FOUR and still looks like that.  Well done, Peter Cook.  Well done.

Christie Brinkley Has Flappy Slacks

I can’t snark on Christie Brinkley too much, because she’s over 50 and she is pretty much amazing looking, but what the hell is going on with these pants?  There is the issue of the camel-or-some-other-kind-of-animal-toe, but there is also the secondary issue of the high-waistedness, and the tertiary issue of the flaps.   

Flaps?  On pants?  Why? 

I checked, and this photo was NOT taken at a Star Trek audition.  So I’m left with absolutely no explanation whatsoever.  You all can take your best shot.  I’m open to any possibility.

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