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Speaking Of People Who Are Waaaay Too Skinny…

…I give you Chloe Lattanzi, whose mom is the completely gorgeous Olivia Newton-John.  I’m too lazy to look up who her dad is, but I’m guessing she got her looks from him.

You know what I don’t get?  I don’t get women who are rail thin who get fake boobs.  Women who are fit and of a normal weight?  Ok.  I get that.  But Chloe Lattanzi’s boobs are like, 17 feet away from each other and sitting on top of protruding bone.  Eeew.

Remember when I posted her singing?  You guys should listen to it, if you’re new here.  It’s joyously painful.  Click here for the terrible awesomeness!

Chloe Lattanzi Is Hopelessly Undevoted To Britney Spears

Holy crap. First of all, Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, did not inherit her mother’s looks. In fact, somehow, in some freaky genetic mystery, she inherited the looks of a cross between Marilyn Manson and MacKenzie Phillips. Which, I don’t need to tell you, isn’t good news for Chloe.

Anyway, she was forced to sing Britney Spears’ Toxic on Rock the Cradle the other night. And the result, as you’ll see in the video, was an unmitigated disaster.

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