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Cee-Lo Green Is Pregnant

I’m guessing 7-8 months along now.

Congratulations, Cee-Lo!  🙂

Famous People Are Getting Married, Getting Pregnant, And Having Babies.

You’d think regular people had never done those things before, what with all the hoopla and fanfare and attention celebrities get for doing TOTALLY NORMAL REGULAR EVERYDAY THINGS and whatnot. But see, when celebrities do stuff, it is Big News.

So I feel an obligation to report to you the following:

1. Alanis Morrisette had a baby boy name Ever Imre on Christmas day.
2. Natalie Portman is engaged to and expecting a baby with some dude named Benjamin Millepied.
3. Leann Rimes is engaged to that dude she cheated on her first husband with.
4. Elton John and his partner have a new baby, courtesy of some surrogate mother.
5. Yes, Elton John is too old to have a new baby, and it’s a selfish, jerky thing to do.
6. Reese Witherspoon is engaged to some dude who is not Jake Gyllenhaal.

I know the delivery of that news is on the dull side, but that is the absolute most enthusiasm I can muster about any of it.

You know what I AM enthusiastic about? The Cee-Lo Green CD I bought last week. You guys, it is SO GOOD. You remember I told you how much I love that inappropriate song F*** You? I don’t MEAN to love it, but I do. And so I bought the whole CD and it is so so so so so so awesome. Here are the next two singles from it, and they are both completely appropriate:

I LOVE that song. And this one too:

And even though there’s no official video for it yet, this is Mr. Mock’s favorite:

So see? You HAVE TO HAVE THIS CD IMMEDIATELY. Go buy it. You won’t be sorry. 🙂

But my point is that a bunch of celebrities did normal-people stuff over the past couple weeks. FYI.

Next Week’s Glee

I can’t decide how I feel about this. Something about Gwyneth Paltrow annoys the crap out of me. HOWEVER, she has a nice enough singing voice. However, it is criminal for anyone else but Cee Lo to sing this song. However, it’s the Glee cast and I love them. However, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t have enough soul to front this song. However, I love Glee.

Do you see my dilemma?

You Know What’s Unfortunate?

Cee Lo Green has a new song out, which is like, THE BEST SONG EVER. But because he had to go and make the title of the song F*ck You, and then basically say that over and over and over again in the song, I am unable to listen to it with Mini-Mock around.

It’s the happiest hateful song I’ve ever heard. 🙂 Watch the video after the jump! And then tell me how awesome you think it is.

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