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AS IF He Weren’t Hot Enough Already…

BEHOLD: Bradley Cooper doing an interview in French.

I took French in middle/high school and retained approximately 3% of what I learned. If that. So when I watch this video, I understand about 7 words in the entire clip. But you know what? I watched the entire thing anyway. All 3.23 minutes of it.

Several times.

Have y’all seen Hangover II yet? DYING DYING DYING to see it, but have been waiting until the crowds thin out a bit.

Attention Townspeople: This Is Concrete Evidence Of The Unfairness Of Life

According to this, that horrible wretched terrible awful song by that 13 year old Rebecca Black chick is making her Actual Money, and potentially quite a lot of it.

People are paying for that beastly song on iTunes, you guys. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

In other news which helps balance this out, however, apparently uber-hot Bradley Cooper broke up with Squinty McLemonsucker. YAY!

I Cannot Express To You How Excited I Am About This

The Hangover is one of my all-time favorite comedies in the history of comedies. And Hangover 2 comes out Memorial Day weekend. And it includes Bradley Cooper and a monkey. Hello.

Obviously, I need to see this opening day.

Especially For Bunny

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If my sister is looking at this picture, I promise you it is taking every ounce of her self-control not to hurl her laptop across the room right now.  Such is the hatred she has for Renee McLemonsucker.   And here, not only do we have the standard Renee squinty-eyed lemon-lips pose, but we also have her pointy shoulders.

Those gross me out.

I do not understand men (that means YOU, Bradley Cooper) who are attracted to women that look like sinewy stringbeans.  I mean, seriously, does Renee look fun to hug?  No.  It’d be like hugging a few branches of a weeping willow tree.

Regret

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This is apparently Bradley Cooper and Renee McLemonSucker pulling in to check into a Beverly Hills hotel together.

This is what I’m guessing they’re thinking:

Renee:  OMG I have no idea how I ever thought Bradley Cooper would stay interested in me, what with my impossibly perpetually puckered sour facial expression and all. 

Bradley:  I should have picked Aniston.

Condolences To Women Everywhere…

…for Bradley Cooper is no longer available. But that’s not even the worst news. The worst news is that he’s dating Squinty McLemonsucker. VOLUNTARILY.

Behold.

Best Random Carrot Top Appearance Of All Time

I love this SO MUCH. I mean, I love the banter between Zach and Bradley as it is, but throw in a random Carrot Top appearance? It doesn’t get any better than that.

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Must. See.

OMG how awesome does this look? And how hot is Bradley Cooper? And how great is it that Andy from The Office is in it?

Thanks to alert and astute mockdocker Leroy for sending!!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

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Have you guys seen the heart cow? I love the heart cow so much.

Mr. Mock had our Valentine’s last night and after dinner we went to see He’s Just Not That Into You.  Which, now that I think about it, was probably not the best choice of movie to see on Valentine’s Day.  And the best thing I can say about that movie was that I didn’t mind it.  But mostly, I felt about it like I felt about Revolutionary Road, which is to say that it was just a sad, sad commentary on today’s relationships. 

Couple of things specifically.  First, that movie was entirely too long.  They could have told that entire story in a matter of 25 minutes.  Two hours, as Mr. Mock put it, was “excruciating.”  And he went into it with an open mind, particularly after seeing this teaser.  But you know what?  That teaser is about 10 times funnier than the actual movie.

Secondly, much of it is hugely predictable.  And I hadn’t even read the book it was based on.  And even though it’s two hours long, it kind of rushes itself through the last 20 minutes or so, to tie up all the loose ends. 

The positives?  Bradley Cooper.  Hhhhhhhot.  Plus, the guys get eye candy too – and actually more of it than girls do, since they have Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Connelly and Ginnifer Goodwin in it.  I’m sure three main costars with the same name (pronunciation-wise) didn’t get confusing at ALL.  Drew Barrymore was in it too, but not looking very good.  The amount of time you see Drew Barrymore in the previews for this movie equals the sum total of time she’s actually in the movie.  Maybe 7 minutes altogether.

Mostly, with the exception of Jennifer Aniston, all the women’s characters were annoying as hell.  Jennifer Aniston wasn’t annoying because she was too busy playing the exact same role she plays in every movie that she ever makes.  And that role isn’t annoying – it’s just the same all the time.

When we left the theater, Mr. Mock asked me to please never drag him to such an excruciating movie again, and then asked me what I thought.  I said, “You know? It just makes me sad.  Do you think it’s based on reality?  I mean, is this how relationships ARE nowadays?”  And he said, “I really think so.  Not everyone can be as lucky as we are.”

He’s right.  We’re positively nauseating to people, and I love that.  Happy 9th anniversary of the day we got engaged, Mr. Mock!  And Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you mockdockers out there!

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