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FYI: This Is Not Attractive

I’ll admit I had a wee bit of a crush on Popeye when I was like, nine.  But that’s because he was a cartoon, and didn’t ACTUALLY have biceps that were the size of small countries.  Men with REAL biceps like this look not only unattractive, but downright ridiculous, and this chick should be embarrassed to be seen with him.

You know what I hate? When body builder dudes wear super tight t-shirts to further accentuate muscles that are completely disgusting to begin with.   HATE.

On the other hand, men who are built like Ryan Reynolds and Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit shouldn’t be allowed to wear anything BUT super tight t-shirts.

Whaaaa?

What in the holy hell is going on with this dude’s biceps?  And why does he look HAPPY about it?  His arms are going to explode at any moment, for crying out loud.

Eeew.

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