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Brad Pitt is slowly morphing into Billy Bob Thornton.

Angelina clearly will not rest until the transformation is complete.

Do you see it???

Holy Crap

I forgot how many kids Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had.  It’s a lot.

You know what’s awesome?  I don’t remember any of the kids’ names.  Do you realize what that means?

I’ve grown. 🙂

They. Are. Hot.

You cannot tell me that this isn’t a fantastically gorgeous couple. I mean, they may not be David and Victoria, but they’re in the same sphere of gorgeousness.

Plus, a dude who can carry off a beret, OUTSIDE of the armed forces,  and maintain total masculinity?  Hot.

Let’s Make A Bet

That’s Brangelina’s daughter, Shiloh.   You’ll notice that she has short hair.  Apparently, that’s a Big Deal to some people.   Personally, I think if you’re a mom of a four year old, and you want to cut that four year old’s hair, then have at it.  It’s your kid, and if you like your kid with short hair, then yippee for you.

But here’s the problem.  According to this,  the short hair wasn’t Angelina’s decision.  She says, “It’s not my choice. I have a very strong-willed four-year-old girl, who tells me what she wants to wear and I let her be who she is. I think people think kids should be a certain way, but I feel they should wear what they feel like wearing and they should express themselves. Shiloh cried one night and said, ‘Please cut my hair off. I don’t want to have long hair.’ I’m not going to leave it long because somebody thinks I should.

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  SHE’S A FOUR YEAR OLD.  If you’re the mom of a four year old, and your four year old cries that she wants different hair, and you don’t particularly WANT her to have different hair, then you say, “No.”   Now, some parents might think that’s not a fight worth having, and that’s cool.  They get to make the call, because they’re the parents.   But for Angelina to suggest that she is somehow powerless over her “strong-willed” four year old and that it’s “not her choice” is absurd.  It IS your choice, Angelina.  YOU ARE THE PARENT.

So here’s the bet.  In about 12 years, I bet you that kid is going to be the BIGGEST NIGHTMARE ever, because her parents bought into the nonsense that they should just “let kids be who they are” and not, you know, provide boundaries and discipline.  They’re probably going to be their kids’ “best friends” too – instead of parenting them.



She needs to put on at least 10 pounds so that it looks like she Actually Eats at least, say, once a week.

She’s still smoking hot though.  It’s just that she’d be, you know, smokinger, with a little bit of meat on her bones.

This Is Disappointing

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You know what color Angie’s wearing?  Crapteuse.  I can’t remember if we’ve discussed that color here at the Mock Dock before, but there is no question about it.  That’s crap and chartreuse combo if I’ve ever seen one.

Remember when they were both stunningly gorgeous?  What has HAPPENED to Brangelina?

You know what else is disappointing?  I have another laptop virus.  This one is different than the porn one.  This one causes internet explorer to open like skatey eight billion windows at once, so fast that I can’t even begin to close them all, to the point were everything just locks up and crashes.  Yeah.  It’s neat.

So, I’m mac-ifying this evening.  Because I can always count on my mac.

I still think virus creators deserve no less than the death penalty.

Remember Them?


Is it just me, or does it look like Angelina’s forehead is bigger than usual?  And I don’t mean that as criticism, because believe me, I am not one to talk about big foreheads.  In fact, I’m happy to see her join the big forehead club. 

You know what they say about big foreheads, right?

GORGEOUS, is what I believe they say.  I could be wrong.  But it’s what I like to tell myself.

Baby Fight!


Thanks to Daisy for the tip!

You Know What I’m Annoyed By?


I’m annoyed that people harp on Jennifer Aniston for mentioning Brad Pitt in pretty much every interview she ever does ever.

This recent article actually suggests that Angelina Jolie is all furious about it.  She’s apparently, according to a source, “…absolutely sick of Jennifer dragging up Brad’s name in interviews. As far as she’s concerned, it’s just a pathetic attempt to cause trouble between her and Brad.”

Now – I’m not nearly interested enough in this story to begin with to actually choose a side here.  I don’t care if Angelina is mad at Jennifer or if Jennifer is mad at Angelina.  I tend to think that neither of them really gives a rat’s assular area about the other.

But here’s what is starting to get annoying.  Everyone who complains about Jennifer mentioning Brad in every interview is failing to realize that every interviewer who ever interviews Jennifer ASKS HER ABOUT BRAD.  I guarantee you that Jennifer doesn’t WANT to talk about Brad.  But she is being polite and answering these lame-ass questions that all of these idiotic interviewers keep asking her about him, because if she didn’t, they’d accuse her of being a total beyotch.

So here’s an idea for all the people that don’t want Jennifer to talk about Brad.  STOP ASKING HER ABOUT HIM.

There.  Rant over.  I feel better now.

Oscar Outfits


For the most part, people look damn good tonight, you guys.  With the GLARING exception of Lisa Rinna, who looks like some sort of deranged extra terrestrial.   Jump in for the outfits that were of particular interest.  At least to me.

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