Remember when Adam Lambert was just a dude who happened to sing pretty well and wear a little eyeliner?
Yeah. I don’t even wanna THINK about how long it takes him to look like this. This isn’t just a little eyeliner. This is more make up than Tammy Faye Baker wore. And it looks like he has an entire tub of Vaseline in his hair.
It’s a good thing Adam Lambert came out as a gay dude in Rolling Stone magazine a few months ago, because otherwise I would have NO IDEA which team he plays on. Particularly after seeing this album cover, which is so incredibly ambiguous with respect to his sexuality.
You’d think he could be a little louder and prouder about his gayness, instead of keeping it so subtle. Sheesh.
You know what? I will probably never ever buy a CD of his, but I LIKE him. I don’t like his dying cat shriek, or the fact that he ends nearly every song he ever sings the same way, but I really LIKE him. He’s a smart, well-spoken, knows-who-he-is guy, and I like him. And I totally LOVE his mom. I loved his coming out story, and her role in it.
So there it is. I like him.
And you know who else I love? John Stossel. Every last word he says is super exaggerated and I LOVE that.
You guys – it turns out, in a curious twist of fate, that Adam Lambert might be gay. BEHOLD: Adam stepping out with his boytoy.
And to think. This whole time I’ve been completely SURE he was straight. Never once did I question his sexuality. I mean, lots of straight guys wear make-up and platform shoes and make out with other guys. Right?
Clay Aiken shared his thoughts about this year’s Idol on his website, and it turns out, he’s not all that fond of Adam Lambert:
“Now that it’s all over, and for the record…. I couldn’t be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it. Just not my cup of tea at all. To each his own.”
Oh, and P.S. – it’s being reported that Kris won by kind of a lot! Like – it wasn’t even a close finish or anything! I feel vindicated, somehow.