She’ll say she never reads anything about herself, but y’all know that’s total BS, right? Anyway, just do a search on reviews for the new movie that’s sort of but not really about Elvis or maybe just an Elvis impersonator, and you’ll see that everyone sort of universally hates it.
And I’m telling you that because I needed an excuse to post this photo.
The final result anytime I try to put together furniture that only has picture instructions and not written instructions.
I cannot stop laughing at this.
Seriously, you guys. She tweeted this (only I changed the thumbnail to one that made me giggle more).
What a load of crap. “I don’t ever watch myself but I want everyone to watch this so I’m going to post it with a comment about how much I love my own dress except you can barely see any of the dress in this.”
And THIS, you guys. WATCH HOW quintessentially obnoxious and better-than-you she is in this interview.
If you look at Ashley Judd’s twitter or instagram, she’s constantly posting photos of her dogs on various mountain/forest treks she insists on taking them on, despite the fact that one of them (Buttermilk) is at LEAST 15 years old.
And now, it’s coming back to bite her, so to speak. BEHOLD:
It’s a process, she says. Because she’s the dog whisperer, apparently. 15 year old Buttermilk is “committed to helping her,” she says. Translation: Buttermilk is a 15 year old dog who likes sleeping next to warm bodies, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FREAKING DOG.
So pretentious. So ridiculous. So quintessential Ashley.
So on first glance, this looks like yet another video of some skanks twerking. But then the camera pans to the audience. And OMG THESE KIDS WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.