Don’t Leave Me Hangin’, Bro.

This is how to make the best of a “don’t leave me hangin’, bro” situation.

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This Makes Me Indescribably Happy

I love that stuff like this exists. People are awesome.

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Why In The World…

…is this necessary?

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Just A Quick Reminder…

…that Robbie Williams is basically perfect in every way.

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Carry on. :)

HOLY CRAP

So yeah – I haven’t posted here in a zillion years. I’m so sorry, mockdockers.

I just saw this picture of Christopher Walken, and the caption read that he used to look like Scarlett Johansson, and I can’t believe I haven’t ever noticed that before but he TOTALLY DOES.

LOOK!

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RIGHT?!?!??!

Anyway, sorry I’ve been neglecting this site so much. I’ll try to be better. :)

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PRODUCT

I cannot stop laughing at this.

There Are So Many Evens That I Can’t Right Now. I JUST CANNOT EVEN.

Listen – I’m telling you right now that you’re going to be dumber after you click this link. So, you’re not allowed to blame me if you click on it, because I’m offering you that warning.

The vajankle exists. It’s described as a bangable foot, and it retails for $175, and apparently there is a MARKET FOR THIS OMG.  This is PART of the photo, because OMG EEEEW.

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But while that’s completely wack, what’s more disturbing are the comments, y’all. OMG THE COMMENTS. Here’s a sampling:

Is it possible to have the vaginal insert on the sole of the foot?

Are the toes strong enough to hold bees?

Wanna get one for my husbands 40th but how do u clean them out?

Hi, are you considering a Vajarmpit at all?

That last one was my favorite, because the company’s reply was, “No, this is not something we will consider doing,” as IF THAT WERE ANY CRAZIER than having a vajankle.

And the bees.  WTF?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE TOES TO HOLD BEES?

I can’t.  Someone help me understand this.

So, I Understand “Distressed” Denim, But COME ON.

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Why, Calvin Klein? Why?

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I mean seriously, if you have to photoshop Justin Bieber this much, why not just get a dude who already looks amazing in underwear?

Justin Bieber is always making that face that sort of says, “I wanna look sexy but instead I’m going to look like I’m kind of just sadly stupid.”

I loathe him.

This Is How I Know We’re Doomed

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Paul McCartney, of the FREAKING BEATLES, did a duet with Kanye, which is pretty much unforgivable, if you ask me.  And this is what some total moron on Twitter said about it.

WE ARE DOOMED.

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