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I was scrolling through my instagram feed just a few minutes ago (you can follow me @mockarena) and because NATURALLY I follow Victoria Beckham, I noticed that she posted this.
There was no explanatory caption – just Vicky B saying, “Sun is shining in London! what is your favourite colour for summer????” That was it. Nothing else to explain what in the holy hell is happening here.
So I showed this to Daisy in the studio today, and I said, “In what situation would anyone assume this position ever? Because I seriously cannot imagine an instance where I would ever need to lean against an uncomfortable chair in this manner.”
And then we laughed and decided we were going to try this very pose for our weekly video. I’ll let you know how it turns out.
In the meantime, if anyone has an explanation for this, I’m all ears.
So yeah – I haven’t posted here in a zillion years. I’m so sorry, mockdockers.
I just saw this picture of Christopher Walken, and the caption read that he used to look like Scarlett Johansson, and I can’t believe I haven’t ever noticed that before but he TOTALLY DOES.
Anyway, sorry I’ve been neglecting this site so much. I’ll try to be better. 🙂
Listen – I’m telling you right now that you’re going to be dumber after you click this link. So, you’re not allowed to blame me if you click on it, because I’m offering you that warning.
The vajankle exists. It’s described as a bangable foot, and it retails for $175, and apparently there is a MARKET FOR THIS OMG. This is PART of the photo, because OMG EEEEW.
But while that’s completely wack, what’s more disturbing are the comments, y’all. OMG THE COMMENTS. Here’s a sampling:
Is it possible to have the vaginal insert on the sole of the foot?
Are the toes strong enough to hold bees?
Wanna get one for my husbands 40th but how do u clean them out?
Hi, are you considering a Vajarmpit at all?
That last one was my favorite, because the company’s reply was, “No, this is not something we will consider doing,” as IF THAT WERE ANY CRAZIER than having a vajankle.
And the bees. WTF? WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE TOES TO HOLD BEES?
I can’t. Someone help me understand this.