Y’all have to read this hilarious column about why you should hate Kentucky basketball (which of course I do, because Ashley Judd loves it.)
But if you don’t feel like reading a bunch of basketball stuff, BEHOLD the paragraph that matters:
Ashley Judd is astoundingly overrated. Double Jeopardy is garbage. A Time to Kill isn’t terrible, if you’re willing to buy McConaughey as a capable attorney, and if you’ve heard “Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!” then you’ve pretty much seen the movie. Kiss the Girls? I liked it better the first time I saw it, when it was called Silence of the Lambs. I’ll give her Heat, that movie is awesome– although really, all she does in that movie is cheat on Val Kilmer with friggin’ Hank Azaria, then have a change of heart and help Kilmer slip past the cops after the bank heist goes bad– not exactly a highlight reel worth mailing in to the Academy. If I ever end up watching The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, then something has gone horribly wrong.
Add to that sterling resume’ the fact that she isn’t all that attractive, and I’m not sure how Judd is known as the superhot, superfamous actress that became the shining beacon of the Kentucky basketball fanbase.