Ashley Judd’s Dog Got Bitten By A Snake, Because SHE KEEPS TAKING IT HIKING. HELLO.

If you look at Ashley Judd’s twitter or instagram, she’s constantly posting photos of her dogs on various mountain/forest treks she insists on taking them on, despite the fact that one of them (Buttermilk) is at LEAST 15 years old.

And now, it’s coming back to bite her, so to speak. BEHOLD:

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It’s a process, she says.  Because she’s the dog whisperer, apparently.  15 year old Buttermilk is “committed to helping her,” she says.  Translation:  Buttermilk is a 15 year old dog who likes sleeping next to warm bodies, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FREAKING DOG.

So pretentious.  So ridiculous.  So quintessential Ashley.

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  • Jim Hetherington

    Stupid snake. Biting the dog instead of you know who.

  • Hannah_955

    Wow it’s been so long since I commented here I was signed out of Disqus!

    Missed you all.

    Yeah, Ashley has gone back to nature with her paid professional guide who takes her backpacking in the Smoky Mountains. She no longer takes Buttermilk but she drags Shug along and loads down this 20 pound 14 year old dog with FULL saddlebags. Then posts photos of it on Instagram. That’s just cruel.

  • Amy

    Ashley thinks it would be more cruel to leave the dog home than to deprive it of her glorious presence.

    Mock, thanks for watching the videos so we don’t have to.