Monthly Archive for August, 2014

You Know What This Reminds Me Of?

The final result anytime I try to put together furniture that only has picture instructions and not written instructions.




These Exist. Picnic Pants.


Yeah. That’s Not A Ball.



Toddler Does Ice Bucket Challenge. Hilarity And Cursing Ensues.

I cannot stop laughing at this.

Ashley Judd Wants You To Believe She Hasn’t Watched This.

Seriously, you guys.  She tweeted this (only I changed the thumbnail to one that made me giggle more).

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What a load of crap.  “I don’t ever watch myself but I want everyone to watch this so I’m going to post it with a comment about how much I love my own dress except you can barely see any of the dress in this.”


And THIS, you guys.  WATCH HOW quintessentially obnoxious and better-than-you she is in this interview.


Ashley Judd’s Dog Got Bitten By A Snake, Because SHE KEEPS TAKING IT HIKING. HELLO.

If you look at Ashley Judd’s twitter or instagram, she’s constantly posting photos of her dogs on various mountain/forest treks she insists on taking them on, despite the fact that one of them (Buttermilk) is at LEAST 15 years old.

And now, it’s coming back to bite her, so to speak. BEHOLD:


It’s a process, she says.  Because she’s the dog whisperer, apparently.  15 year old Buttermilk is “committed to helping her,” she says.  Translation:  Buttermilk is a 15 year old dog who likes sleeping next to warm bodies, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FREAKING DOG.

So pretentious.  So ridiculous.  So quintessential Ashley.

This Photo Exists.

You’re welcome.



So on first glance, this looks like yet another video of some skanks twerking. But then the camera pans to the audience. And OMG THESE KIDS WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.

The Cuteness HURTS.

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