Monthly Archive for July, 2014
Y’all know what I’m talking about, right? You could buy a single gummy bear at CVS, and the receipt that prints out could literally be long enough to mean that CVS just LOST MONEY in that transaction.
But I love waiting for CVS receipts to see if any of them will be those Extra Bucks, and then if I DO get Extra Bucks, I feel like I’ve hit the lottery, even though getting Extra Bucks just means I’ve probably spent entirely too much money at CVS to begin with.
CVS is like Target for me. I might go in needing to pick up a prescription, but I will invariably leave that store with like 24 new cosmetic items and 13 new shampoo/conditioner combinations.
Is it just me?
I’m probably the last person on the planet to have seen this series but just in case I’m not, enjoy. I cracked up at the autism/vaccines part.
For real. LOOK!
Oh yeah – and if you weren’t aware of it already, Mockarena is not my real name. 🙂
If you are curious about all of the details, you can find them right here. It’s kind of one of the most important things I’ve ever done in my life, so I’m pretty stoked about it. I would personally HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMEND my book, and I’m saying that without any bias whatsoever. And it’s available for pre-order on Amazon and Barnes and Noble and everything, because it’s an Actual Book, you guys. Isn’t that so wild?
Anyway, I wrote a book with Daisy, and it’s really good, and I think you’ll like it. And this is the cover of it.
This is no longer me.
This used to be me in pretty much any corporate meeting that involved process mapping or EBITDA or business stuff.
But now I’m all alert and giggly in meetings, because meetings in radio are often hilarious. 🙂