I was in my car – I think I was driving either to or from work – and I listened, from beginning to end, to the entire Bound 2 song by Kanye. The whole thing.
I didn’t look in the mirror, what with me driving and whatnot, but I’m nearly 100% certain that my facial expression looked like this:
Only I probably looked even more irritated, because you guys, that is seriously the worst song that was ever created. Like – it makes Rebecca Black sound like Mozart. It makes the lyrics of Britney Spears sound like a Shakespearean sonnet. It’s just ear-piercingly, mind-numbingly, physically painful to listen to.
I cannot figure out why anyone has ever said that Kanye is a musician. If by “musician” they meant, “maker of sounds which make you want to stick knitting needles into your eardrums” then that makes some sense. But otherwise? No. He is not a musician. He’s a wretched, self-obsessed, egotistical a$$clown.