I mean, was there some sort of rash of incidents of people NOT opening pizza boxes before eating them that prompted this disclaimer? Was this a serious problem to combat?
Seriously. I mean, it’s dumb enough that we have warnings on McDonald’s coffee now, but this? Do we actually have to instruct people to remove pizza from the box before attempting to eat it?
I guess the answer is yes. Yes, we do. And that’s why we’re doomed.