Your Oddly Shaped Person Du Jour

Here’s the thing about my mocking oddly shaped people. I wouldn’t mock them if they didn’t wear clothing which ACCENTUATES their oddness. But it’s as if they’re wearing clothes like that specifically so that someone DOES mock them.

So that’s why I do it. FYI.

This chick is uber oddly shaped.

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  • Reminiscent_of_Purple

    She looks like an ice cream cone.

  • Formerly jim

    RoP, I’m glad you’re not reminiscent of that purple!

  • janice

    WOW. It’s a real life Mr. Incredible body. Doesn’t she completely look like Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles movie???

  • Mary

    Like a tube of toothpaste. Maybe her shorts are just too small.

  • Vatriss

    Are you sure it’s a chick? Men are usually the ones to put a size 32 waist pair of pants on under a size 52 beergut.

  • Formerly jim

    Vatriss, if it’s a guy he’s wearing a bro.

    BTW, this iPad wanted to spell your name Vat risks and carries before I out waited it. Confusers are so smart!

  • Hatchetwoman

    How does this even happen?

  • Mizz M

    No no no no. Those are just leg coverings. She seems to have lost her ass…maybe her ginormous stomach ate it.