Monthly Archive for November, 2012

Here’s When I Will Post Something New.

But for now?  I’m seriously useless.  Sorry guys.  I will be TOTALLY ON MY MOCKING GAME tomorrow.  In that mystical land of productivity and motivation.

Contemplating Mortality: You’re Doing It Wrong.

This Is A Useful Skill

Because you never know when you might need a really long baguette out of thin air.

Spectacular.

LOOK at this amazing super slo-mo’d footage of a cheetah running at full speed (in this case SIXTY ONE FREAKING MILES PER HOUR). Isn’t it just absolutely breathtaking?

You can read more about the shoot right here. I get completely geeked out over stuff like this. :)

LOOK WHAT I MADE!!!!!

Remember a few days back when I posted that hilariously adorable image of two babies sitting next to each other in high chairs, and there was a caption about how best friends react when they find out they’re partners in class? And I said how if Daisy and I had gone to school together, that would have TOTALLY BEEN US?

I MADE IMAGE-ULAR EVIDENCE OF THIS, you guys.

First – the refresher picture:

And now, the proof that it REALLY WOULD SO BE US, if we had in fact gone to school together, or were babies in high chairs together:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Your Oddly Shaped Person Du Jour

Here’s the thing about my mocking oddly shaped people. I wouldn’t mock them if they didn’t wear clothing which ACCENTUATES their oddness. But it’s as if they’re wearing clothes like that specifically so that someone DOES mock them.

So that’s why I do it. FYI.

This chick is uber oddly shaped.

I Cannot Begin To Express To You…

…how much I hope this is true.

I Cannot Decide…

…if I want to shake my head at these women or high five them.

Dog Friend vs. Cat Friend. AWESOME.

Holy Mother Of OW.

I mean, the guitar.  OMG.  Talk about insult to injury.

I think the cat totally did it on purpose, because he didn’t want to be fat all by himself, and so he was trying to sabotage the dude’s fitness program.

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