I know this is totally TMI, but I just got back from zumba, and it totally sucked because a) I’m all mid-month bloated and b) I was fighting foot cramps the entire class.
Do you ever get those foot cramps? The kind where your toes involuntarily curl and freeze that way? It super hurts, and I get them ALL THE TIME. But it super sucks to get them in the middle of the hour that you’re trying to jump and shake your booty all over the place.
Off topic, but Mr. Mock is currently making me watch the most HEINOUSLY DISGUSTING EPISODE OF HOARDERS EVER, where some chick named Shanna poops and pees in buckets and then dumps the buckets in her backyard, because it hasn’t occurred to her that her toilets would get fixed if she called a plumber. So she poops in a bucket, you guys.
Oddly, the bucket of poop turned out to be the perfect cure for my foot cramps, because when you see that kind of horror on TV, you become way too distracted by it to feel physical pain. Join me, won’t you, in this quick video clip of the crazy?