Pariah Carey And Her Stupid Invisible Bass Pose

Daisy and I had a photo shoot today to get up to date pictures so that we can redesign our site. Earlier in the week, I posted this photo of Pariah Carey on Daisy’s FB wall, and said, “Here’s a suggestion for how we should pose for all future promotional photos. Because of how natural it is. You know. (PS. I hate her.)”

I tagged the KoaP as well as today’s photographer on the photo, because I knew that they’d both appreciate it, what with them being professional photographers and whatnot.

This triggered several comments, which read in part as follows:

KoaP: Invisible bass! I want one!
Me: Best pose name EVER! This shall henceforth be known as the Invisible Bass Pose.
Friend: Would that be the fish or the guitar? Could make a world of difference.
KoaP: The fish. It’s the one that got away. 😉 Next time we shoot, you’ll know what I mean when I yell out INVISIBLE BASS!
Me: YES. And if you combine that with Botox Frozen Face, we can simply call the entire pose, “The Mariah.”
Daisy: I used to like orange.

So shortly after that, today’s photographer posted this on my wall.

I laughed SO HARD at this, particularly because today’s photographer said,  “Somebody probably just photoshopped it out. I put it back so it would look normal.”

And then KoaP posted this on my wall:

And he said, “The bass makes the most sense because she’s on the beach and she probably just caught it. On the OTHER fishy hand, she IS in the music business so I think someone photoshopped out a proper axe. Probably the dress manufacturer... ”

Which just goes to show you that Daisy and I know the best photographers in the entire world. 🙂

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  • Nancy

    Definitely an invisible bass pose…but the proper axe look does intrigue me!

  • DirectorEvil

    Long live KoaP!

  • King of all Photographers

    LOL.