An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this link, which she knew I would love, and I did, and naturally, I had to share it with y’all.
Wynonna Judd just got married for the third time, in a white wedding gown and everything, and she didn’t invite Ashley or her mom. And you what she said about her nuptials? “Ashley’s probably so busy with Dario having won the Indianapolis 500, she probably doesn’t even know.”
Um – HOLY CRAP. She just totally confirmed everything we’ve been saying about Ashley forever, which is that she’s completely self-involved. Actually, Wynonna gave her too much credit. What she SHOULD have said is, “Ashley’s probably so busy with acting like she won the Indy 500, she probably doesn’t even know.” That would have been more accurate.
And it gets even juicier. She also said that she didn’t want to feel self-conscious with Naomi and Ashley being there. She said, “If I know Ashley, she would have re-positioned my dress, or Mom would have given me a Kleenex to stuff in my bra, or told me, I have something in my teeth. I just didn’t want that. I just wanted to get married!”
That family is SO FREAKING WACK. Wynonna also said that she doesn’t have much contact with Naomi or Ashley right now, even though they all live within minutes of each other. She explained, “We’re getting ready to sit down with our life coach and re-evaluate what we want out of this relationship . . . We just don’t have a lot of contact right now, if any, because we’re all doing our own thing. I’m getting ready to have a meeting with Ashley, and re-do our family contract, and re-set our boundaries. It’s just really healthy.”
Oh, Wynonna. That is the furthest thing from healthy that I’ve ever heard.
It sounds like she’s bought into all of Ashley’s ridiculous psychobabble. Family contract??? Who DOES that?
GAWD.
That’s actually very sad.
Mock, you rock!
Wynonna has always been great to her sister. According to AJ’s bio Wynonna gave her a car when she was in high school. Of course, this was the tag end of a long story about how she was going to private school but she had no way to get there because her father had abandoned her in an apartment or whatever, and she was asking her rich friends for rides but they got sick of picking her up, so she stopped asking because she was embarrassed (what, they don’t have BUSES where she went to high school?) … so she stayed home from school for a week. She mentions at the end of that story that Wynonna gave her a car that year – but it was at the end of the school year so it was too late to be of any help getting her to school.
And then, the house she lives in on that farm in Tennessee? Also a gift from Wynonna.
And on June 10th, the day her sister got married, she had time to post seventeen times, including the valuable information that “cabbage makes you poot” – but not to congratulate her sister on getting married? What, if you’re not invited to the wedding you’re not even going to wish her well? She should have been there as matron of honor, one would think.
I read a gossip piece that said that AJ is mad at Wynonna for making Naomi sign up for a grueling tour schedule. Can’t remember where/when I read it.
for “post seventeen times” read “tweet seventeen times”
I think that US Weekly article is going to make that family negotiation a bit tricker, no?
These guys are the textbook definition of dysfunctional. As soon as I read ‘life coach’ I burst out laughing especially since I have a dysfunctional multiple marriage ex-friend who is a life coach. I mean really….
I watched an episode of their reality show on youtube and they had their counselor Ted along with them, and frankly he seemed like a wimpy guy who was no match for two headstrong crazy women PLUS they probably are his only clients so he basically has to walk a very thin line or he’ll be out of a job.
Hannah955: I can attest they have buses in Marin. Lots of buses but little snot AJ probably didn’t want to ride with the lower classes. Key is ‘rich friends’ which describes snooty Marin to a T.
I bet it is Naomi that wanted the tour. Wynonna really doesn’t need the bucks with her Superstar status. She did just fine without Naomi after the split.
Not invited to your sister’s own wedding. Needing a family contract. These people are all kinds of messed up.
On the plus side; that yellow dress picture has no bra straps showing. First of its kind in a long while!
Let the games begin.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/cactus-moser-fired-a-gun-outside-ashley-judds-home-after-marrying-wynonna-2012226
OMG that is some crazy mixed-up family. I pity the poor fool of a therapist who has to referee the next family meeting/negotation. I mean, what is going to be in the contract? No shooting guns at each other after 10 pm? Restraining orders?
Wynonna is probably as sick of AJ as the rest of us are. People like AJ are monsters when they think they have the upper hand, whatever their definition of upper hand is. I’m sure AJ is happy to finally be able to lord it over her megastar sister.
Didn’t Mock post recently that Ashley “accidentally” sent sex pictures of herself to her sister years ago?
Oh look, I’m skinny and sexy and I have only been married once, and I addressed the United Nations General Assembly and I speak French and I went to Harvard!