And The Mock Dock gets a mention! Check out the last paragraph.
Is that not the coolest? I mean, yeah, the author thought I was a “he.” BUT STILL. Obviously, other than not realizing I was a girl and whatnot, he TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS ME. And besides, when I wrote him to thank him for the mention, I let him know that I was, in fact, of the female persuasion, and that I loved his article.
He writes, “When Mr. Ashley Judd – this would be Dario – drove past on his victory lap, he was booed without mercy. Either Dario was not as popular a champion as Brent Musburger was telling the gearheads at home, or Boog Powell had replaced him as driver of the bright red No. 50 car. Then when I looked up at the video screen, I saw Mrs. Franchitti waving her floppy hat and skipping down the pit lane. The boos were mostly for Ashley Judd, not Dario Franchitti.”
Yup. Because regular people with Actual Brains find her to be an obnoxious, pretentious, thunderstealing blowhard.
Plus, she’s puffy.




Hi Mock! Awesome. I thought you were a “he” because of the photo at the top left of the site. You should photoshop your head there.
That article is brutal!!! Good thing that “[She] hold[s] that it is none of [her] business what people think of [her].
Congratulations on your newfound fame, Mock!! Amytoo was correct; that article was indeed brutal!
How are you going to handle all this fame?
With grace and beauty, Bbob.
ha! I bet he first googled “I hate ashley Judd”…
I’m very happy for you, Mock.
Anyone else notice that in the picture in the article link Ashley looks like she has a giant pair of gold balls?
No, I’m not very mature. Haha!
I love this!
BFB, I also wondered how he found the Mock Dock. In fact, I wonder how any of us found it.
Me, I googled “ashley judd” + “annoying” and – bingo.
Finally, a journalist who calls it like it is. I would post a comment to the article but you have to practically sign over your firstborn child to write a comment on that site (=log in through Facebook and let them see lots of info about you that ain’t none of their bidniz).
That is waaaaay cool!
On a totally unrelated note, wasn’t the Las Vegas Review-Journal the first customer of Righthaven? And wouldn’t they sue a blogger or commenter if someone so much as *mentioned* the LVRJ in a post? Did they get your permission to quote you?
(Yes, I’m being cynical.)
Mamabear, you nearly made me choke on my water.
Dario had better sit on her or she is going to make his career on the level of hers-CANCELLED!
would someone tweet this article to her — I don’t have an account.
Congratulations, Mock!
LOVED the article!
Ashley is getting hammered on her twitter page today. And still she’ll never get it. She’s too superior for us little folk to understand.
I have been following it with great amusement, AA!
I notice among today’s tweets she responds to someone suggesting that “Missing” was canceled due to her politics, by saying it was intended to be a one-season 10-episode show. As usual, she spins a lie instead of admitting the actual truth: it was canceled because nobody watched it. Nobody watched it because it was crappy and her acting was terrible. The only way it worked was as a travelogue – I sincerely wanted to get on a plane and go to Europe after watching the fabulous location shooting. And as for being intended as a one-season show? I guess that’s why it ended with a RIDICULOUS CLIFFHANGER, huh?
WE’ve been saved!(For at least one event)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/auto-package-dario-franchittis-3-year-reign-as-indycar-champion-comes-to-a-quiet-end/2012/08/29/05297d04-f21b-11e1-b74c-84ed55e0300b_story.html
NOOOOOOOOOO! She’s already taken over the DNC and it hasn’t even stared.
http://globegazette.com/news/local/actress-fierce-urgency-to-relect-obama/article_d5aefe52-f39e-11e1-adf5-0019bb2963f4.html
Further proof that Assley Judd LOVES the sound of her own voice.
Did you notice in that video that she does ALL the talking? Ben McKenzie just stands there not even trying to get a word in edgewise.
Here’s a video on twitter/youtube in which she’s shilling for Obama in North Carolina last month:
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%40ashleyjudd/slideshow/videos?url=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSbxKViKZP6w
So, we have a non-stop wall-of-sound voiceover by Assley Judd, along with video footage of Assley Judd, most of it shot at the NC women’s event last month, and in every shot of her at that event she is talking non-stop, gesturing with her right hand while her left hand dangles “elegantly” and it’s obvious that she is lecturing all these lesser mortals and telling them what to think.
So, check out the footage starting at 0:22 – what is up with her left eye? It almost looks like a glass eye, it’s smaller than the other one and doesn’t move normally.
It’s kind of like when she was shilling for her book, she had these talking points and canned phrases that she trotted out, and every interview was the same. She’s been fed her lines like a good little solider in Obama’s army, and she goes around the country spouting them like received wisdom, the same talking points over and over. Two thirds of Pell Grant recipients are women. 1.3 million women have jobs thanks to Obama. Our dependence on foreign oil is at its lowest point in 20 years.
Gag me. No, gag her!
PS Assley Judd has lost 80 twitter follower in the past 24 hours. Over 200 in the past couple of days.