Monthly Archive for June, 2012

Daisy, Leroy And I Saw This Today

And it was everything we hoped it would be.

Except for the dialogue. Because it existed.

For Those Of You Who Have Been Curious About MockDog’s Real Name…

…she was outed today during a video session I had with Daisy earlier. :) I posted this at my other site as well, so thought you mockdockers might enjoy this gigglefest.

I TOTALLY Believe This

Everything I know to be true about Bill Murray, which is frankly next to nothing, makes me believe this with all of my heart and soul. And I am SO PISSED OFF that this didn’t happen to me.

Maybe someday it will. A girl can dream.

More Signs That Make Me Love People

Snow flavored water is my FAVORITE.

Thirsty?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

Are You Sitting Down???

Because if you are, that is exactly what I am doing! We have so much in common.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this link, to inform me that Tom Cruise and whatshername are getting a divorce, after 5 years.

I don’t know about you all, but I am in shock and disbelief not the least bit surprised. Any relationship that starts with a crazy Scientologist jumping on Oprah’s couch to declare his love for someone is doomed to failure.

Celebrities. Soooooooooooo predictable.

I Have No Idea Where This Is…

…but there is no where else I ever want to wash my car EVER, except this place.

Incidentally, if Mr. Mock didn’t take my car to be washed, it would never get washed. I am one of those people who never pays a LICK of attention to whether or not my car needs a bath. Mr. Mock, on the other hand, is OBSESSED with car cleanliness, and will notice the slightest spot of dirt, and rush to the car wash to clean it off.

A couple of weeks ago, my car was parked in its usual spot at my office, and the lawn maintenance people set the sprinklers to 12pm instead of 12am, and everyone parked in my row had their cars get sprinkled on at lunch. I was oblivious to this, until a bunch of people parked in my row started complaining that their cars had water spots all over them. One of my co-workers asked me, “Does your car have spots?” And I said, “I have no idea.” This was after I’d already been out to my car, left for lunch, and returned.

I had planned to tell Mr. Mock about the sprinkler incident when I got home that day. He was outside in the driveway when I pulled up, and before I could even FULLY EXIT THE CAR, he was all, “OMG WHAT ARE THESE SPOTS?!” So I explained what happened, and told him I wouldn’t have even noticed the spots had my other co-workers not been flipping out over them. And Mr. Mock said, “The back door of your car could be torn off, and you would just drive away and wonder why there was a draft. That is how oblivious you are.”

I can’t really argue with that.

But if this car wash was somewhere near me, I would make a concerted effort to care more about car cleanliness, just so I could have my car washed by people trained by Mr. Miyagi.

Ooooooooooooooo SNAP.

I honestly had no idea Blockbuster still existed.

Although wait.  Do they?  These tweets are from February.

So, I’m Not Feeling All That Mocky This Evening

I know I typically reserve politics for my other site, but you guys, this is pretty much how I felt when the Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare came down this morning:

I’m going to go exercise, and burn off some steam, and maybe I’ll feel like mocking some stuff later.

Patience, mockdockers.  :)

 

 

LOVE.

This chick looks all miffed and irritated, but if someone pranked me like this, I would laugh my assular area off.  Anyone have any idea HOW that toilet paper is being blown at her?  Because I totally want to replicate this.

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