An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this link, I think with a suggestion to product test it, which made me basically howl with laughter.
You guys, it’s BACON LUBE. And the picture on the site is this:
Whoever started this site is already on the top of the list of people I want to be friends with, especially because the description of the product is as follows:
Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make – baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.
So who’s responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that’s who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.
We’ll make no judgments about why you want this or what you want to do with it, but baconlube is here and it’s real for a limited time. Keep It Sizzlin’.
They call themselves bacontrepreneurs, which makes me love them even harder.