Monthly Archive for March, 2012

Hard boiled eggs

Looking for something new for those Easter Eggs this year?

Urine luck! Try this Chines recipe.

There goes Easter

It’s great to have a sensitive and understanding mom.

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Aged.

I mean, I know we’re all aging and whatnot, but still.  It just seems like she’s doing so on a faster basis, is all.

She’s 47.  This looks older than 47 to me.

Mock’s Fashion Tip Of The Day

This is not attractive.

Seriously -what would you do without helpful observations like these?

 

Helpful Science

ATTENTION MOCKDOCKERS:  Mr. Mock and I are getting up super early tomorrow to get on a plane to Vegas, to belatedly celebrate his 40th birthday.  That means that mockery might slow down a bit, unless Buckeye Bob pipes in, which he totally might.

Mr. Mock and I were eating dinner this evening, and I don’t know what the restaurant put in their wine, but I was completely obliterated after 2 glasses, and basically everything was HYSTERICALLY FUNNY TO ME.  I slurred to Mr. Mock, “Hey – arrrrre we goooing to get a moooovie on our flight tomorrrrrrow morning?”  And he said, “It’s Southwest.  We’ll be lucky if we get seatbelts.”

I cannot stop laughing at this.  Even now.  I’m typing and laughing.  Which will henceforth be known as typhing.

Mr. Mock HATES Southwest.  He hates that we all get corralled like sheep instead of getting seat assignments.  He hates that they bought Airtran.  I, on the other hand, like that they fly direct from Indy to Vegas, and that they don’t charge for luggage.

Priorities.

Anyway, I’m drunk mocking right now.  Can you tell?

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN WHO STILL HAVE THEIR UTERUSES. You Will Appreciate This.

As you may recall, I am joyfully, delightedly uterus-free. But I remember the days of having one, which is why this completely gave me the glees.

Enjoy.

This Kayak…

…is OUTRAGED.

More Awesome Illusiony Stuff

OMG THIS WOMAN CAN HOVER IN MID AIR WITHOUT ANY LEGS WHATSOEVER.

Leave It To Me…

…to get some sort of a bug bite ON MY EYE.

And here’s a closed eye view.

It itches and it’s red and irritated and it’s on my EYE. I don’t have the weeps over it or anything, but it is REALLY ANNOYING.

I hate eye biting bugs, and I thought you should know that.

Carry on.

Unfortunate Shirt Placement

Either button up, or don’t layer. Because this is what happens.

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