I was all, “This is gross. No one wants to see this.” And she was like, “Mockdockers will want to see this. It’s fascinating and full of awesome inuendo.” And the rest of our conversation went like this:
Mock: I cannot IMAGINE working a factory job like that. I would seriously want to kill myself.
Bunny: I told my boss I would never complain about my job again. And he said, “Yes, you will.” But STILL.
Mock: Can you imagine? All day, every day, you work on a machine making hot dogs.
Bunny: I know. I will never eat hot dogs again.
Mock: I will TOTALLY eat hot dogs again, and in fact, I will have one for dinner. JUST OUT OF RESPECT for the people who work in those factories.
Bunny: You have to mock that. People need to see it.
So there you have it. I have been commanded by Bunny to show you this.