Monthly Archive for November, 2011

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You Could Not PAY ME ENOUGH…

…to even be in the same ROOM with a spider this size.

I kind of hate that we don’t get to see what happens to it. But clearly it was not having anything to do with tupperware.

Correct Me If I’m Wrong…

…but I believe what Ashley is trying to ask her followers is, “Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?”

Holy mother of psychobabble.

Janice – You Made A Good Decision, Girl.

– Watch MoreFunny Videos

WARNING: Do not watch this if you don’t want to be subjected to some seriously pitiful redneckocity.

PS. Some strong language in there. 🙂

Stars. They’re Just Like Us!

I don’t know about you all, but when I see a sweater or a top or a pair of pants that I love love love, I may buy two – in two different colors or patterns or whatnot. Right? Who doesn’t do that?

You know who else does it? Kate Winslet.

Remember when I oo’d and ah’d over the dress she wore back in September? It was an utterly fantastic dress.

And it looks like she did the multi-buy thing like I do:

I don’t know that this color is as fabulous as the previous one. But it amused me that she wore two different colors of the same dress within a couple of months of each other. Because I guarantee you I’m not the only one who noticed.

Anyway, I still think she’s fabulous.

SUICIDAL TURKEY

According to this, a wild turkey hurled itself through the window of a restaurant yesterday, shattering the window and ultimately killing itself.

The restaurant was closed, and no one was hurt.

I find it odd that the video and article make it sound like the turkey was just trying to “fight back” and make a statement about the injustices perpetrated on turkeys on our national day of thanks.

CLEARLY, this was suicide.

OMG BEST DOG EVER

I love Skidboot, but I think I love David Hartwig even more.

WEEPY GLEES.

TRUTH.

This is SO RIGHT ON.  I can’t even begin to count the number of cereal boxes I’ve read.

I Am Currently Resisting The Temptation…

…to feel sorry for myself for not having Mr. Mock and Mini Mock with me on Thanksgiving.

They are in Atlanta with Mr. Mock’s parents, and Junior and I will be spending Thanksgiving with Bunny and my dad.  Bunny is in charge of the meal, since my mom is visiting her family in Poland, and since I am hopelessly incapable of being in charge of a meal.

It’ll be all sorts of fun, because we’ll eat and talk and drink a lot of wine and then play Scrabble.  But admittedly I’m having a few fleeting moments here and there where I kinda feel like the kitty above, because I’m missing two thirds of my boys.  Mostly though, I am thankful that even though I may not have them here right now, I HAVE them.  And I’m blessed.

What are you all doing for Turkey day?

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

I’m not seeing it here in my eye-ular area.  I’m beholding, but I’m not seeing any kind of beauty.

What I AM seeing is the stuff of nightmares.

I Know I’m Probably The Last To Know On This…

…because I haven’t watched the XFactor, but HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE IS AWESOME. One of my most favorite favorite favorite things is when Simon Cowell is a total snob about someone that he thinks is going to be a total loser, and then that someone turns out to be a mega talent, and Simon gets this little smile on his face when he realizes that HE WAS WRONG. LOVE.

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